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Fair Trade Lip Balm

When your lip balm transfers to the lips of who you are kissing.

So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.

It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.

by CherryP February 28, 2010

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Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009


Lip balming

LIP BALMING same as teabagging, only performed on someone by a female .

The LIP BALMING I received from my new girl was incredible.

by FITOLDFK April 29, 2019


Trixy Joy Balmes

Yahooo trixy party party, I like you yes. You're so gorgeous and smart. wag kang kekelegen ah? yieeeee twerk us, miss u, wabwab<muahhhh

He1: I like Trixy Joy Balmes!

He2: Bro, I like her too.

by bahuzvagwywjakaaj October 21, 2021


lip balm

A Japanese person.

"You're lip balm, right?"

by realbunny October 3, 2022


Balm

Balm is used by Bloods, and the word basically means Calm, but with a B.

Homie, u really balm today fo a guy who got slighted.

by PaladinTheCrusader January 6, 2017


EOS lip balm

It looks like a sphere. This lip balm was all I wanted in elementary school, I remember my friends used to eat it since she said it was healthy and I ended up trying it. IT TASTED HORRIBLE. I don't recommend this at all. EOS has so many different types of scents too. My favorite is the peppermint one that I begged my mom to get while at Costco.

I ate eos lip balm...

by pop off kween November 13, 2020