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bandito mask

similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.

when i was sleeping, that bastard gave me a bandito mask!

by AKSJAKSJKAJSKAJS November 22, 2007

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Back Door Bandito

When ones penis accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the anus during rough or rigorous sex.

When the penis is intentionally inserted into the anus during regular intercourse without permission, and or solicitation.

His dick is so small that he gave hear the back door bandito and she didnt even notice

by Poopie6969 January 13, 2011

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El Asso Bandito

(n).
1. Spanish form of "Ass Bandit"
2. A gay Mexican

Hey vatos! Look! Es El Asso Bandito!

by King Slim August 11, 2004

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Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019


big dick bandito

A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.

Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.

by largepenilebandito July 1, 2021


El Bandito Bajo

A: A rapist or a molester with a very small penis. Usually of Spanish or Mexican decent i.e. the spanish naming. Bajo, refering to short and Bandito, refering to a common bandit or robber, literally meaning, "The Short Bandit".

B: Any person of spanish decent with a small penis.

Lisa: "So that bastard Ricardo raped you girl?"

Marisol: " Yeah chica, but that puta was El Bandito Bajo."

In most situations involving a Bandito Bajo both women, or men, end the conversation in racousious laughter, or tears, if said Bandito was a family member.

by HoboStabInsurance March 19, 2010

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Rico Suave Bandito

A person who flock from one person to one person in search or secure relationship that meant, if his friend die, he can easily forget and find a new one to suck their blood dried and then eventually left for newer friends. Doesn't get many girl to like him or adore him, then blame it on his long name that doesn't had a potential of being in a spotlight anywhere. A person who thought he could badmouth about other person without himself being known for the source but later tell every one himself. He thought that by stealing other people girl friend is a victory to his life when actually he is receiving a disease from his new girlfriend by unprotect sex. He thought of himself as a person who care about other when actually, wishes that they died so he could have their property because he was one of their friends. A total opportunistic. Do not have his own set of stand point but rather uses some one and divert all argue to someone instead of confronting his own problem.

Rico Suave Bandito hope he get a friend in the new high school, but every one doesn't care about him because he's a loud mouth retard who in his own thought other people are egotistic but actually he is an Egotistical himself. A person who talk all day about doing something to a woman but never done it until he was about to die and ask a nun if he could ever grab her ass. Rico was never the best child of the family and every one hated him for being such a moron in all occasion. He doesn't understand complex english and can only talk about what doesn't collide with the current events such as bad mouthing about a girl he unsuccessfully ask for number. Rico wasn't a handsome person or experienced in sexual, he uses alcohol and hidden-agenda relationship to get woman, and by getting meant, drugging them before manhandling and putting them on the shoulder like a caveman. So sad that nobody like Rico he felt the need of being in the spotlight when he achieved something he thought was great but no one give a damn anyway. Rico cried when he watch his father smack his mother face and was about to run away when his father anally molested him, causing him to become a very pathetic bitchfulness child. He thought he score big when he finally rape his girlfriend.

Many people felt sad for knowing such a shit holes who envy other people so much on what they had, hatched an evil planned to destroy other people peacefulness, a Hitler incarnation, Must be put to death.

by Chinga-Loca October 7, 2010

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