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The repeated use of a Taser on an aboriginal person by a member of the Australian police.
Did you see that video of the Perth police having an Australian barbecue?
They shot him thirteen times!
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A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.
"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
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The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.
"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.
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A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest
John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs
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When yo boy was eatin’ some ribs and this girl comes over and sits on his face, but then later she sits on yo face an you get some sauce on yo face.
Cole: Hey do you wanna be barbecue brothers?
Justin: What the fuck is barbecue brothers?
Cole: When you and yo boy have the same girl sitting on yo faces when ya been eating some barbecue.
Justin: Dude what the fuck? No.
A shake that you can tell someone to make at Sonic (the drive-thu).
Luis: Hi, can I get a vanilla shake but can you mix it with barbecue sauce?
Sonic Lady: *literal 9 seconds pass bye*.. is that all?
Luis: Yep!
*shake is given*
Luis: Ah yes, I would like to get 14 different people to try my barbecue milkshake.
phrase by Machine Gun Kelly
means to get roasted
"did baze get hia back tatt spelt wrong?"
"idk"
"wake him up"
next day
"y'all were trying to wake me up to attend the barbecue in my honor"