bass

Bass An instrument often played by wannabes who dont wanna "follow the croud"However, when played properly, the bass adds just as much to a song as a guitar. Part of the bands machine, along with the drumbs.

Flea, Victor Wooten and the guy from Sly and the Family Stone are some of the best bass players going.

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bass

v. the act of bailing on plans, right before something awesome happens.
n. someone who bails on plans. (previously known as the blitz)

past tense:bassed

Can you believe Steven bassed out on dancing last week, he totally missed that girl losing her shirt

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bass

your fat sister who does nothing
but sit on the coach and eat all the food
and has the undying reek of a dead fish

Dude you've turned into a total bass.
You disgust me.

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bass

origin: bad (english) and ass (english)

a bastardization of those words, non-superlative version of "bad ass" as in
1) extremely good/pleasing
2) impressive

How was the show last night?
Bass.

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bass

"She's got a bass"
Pronounced "b" + "ass". Derived from the compounding of the words "back" and "ass".

A "bass" in this sense is the term to say that you can't tell where someone's back ends and ass begins. This can be caused by having a 1) a flat ass, 2) lower back fat that makes it hard to tell where the back stops and the ass begins. 3) both

Antonym: J-Lo booty.

She's a hot girl, but she's got such a bass on her, that i'll probably never take her from behind.

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bass

Bass, pronounced 'Baas' means cool or 'sick'. A 'sick bass' is a cool person, a sea bass is a fish but also an uncool person.

Only a sick bass could do that!
I am a sick bass.
He/she is a sea bass.

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bass

1) Sex, as in having sex, making love...

2) A woman's vagina

1) Taken from the Beastie Boys' "She's Crafty":

"The next think she said, 'My place or yours?
Let's kick some bass behind closed doors!'"

2) Taken from Fergie's "London Bridge":

"My lïps make you want to have a taste.
You got that? I got the bass"

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