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When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.
While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal
Verb: to "Bateman" , relating to "Patrick Bateman" from American Psycho.
Means: "cleaning" or "to clean"
Example: "what have you been up to?"
"Just Batemanning the house, mate, it's SO clean"
When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.
Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.
St Bateman's Day was the day when Dan celebrate the fact that he has finished ahead of Bateman in Fantasu. It is a movable feast, but usually falls in early January.
Wow, St. Batemans Day really crepe'd up on me this year
Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
a sexy beast which likes to lick deodorant, lynx is his fave, has a danny devito fetish as well
hey will bateman i heard you like danny devito
i sure do