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The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.
Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"
Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"
Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
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Similar to a baton but instead of just hooking up with random guys, it's a girl who gets passed around from guy to guy within the same group of dudes.
Dude 1: I just realized that girl I went out with last night has been with 3 other dudes I'm friends with...
Dude 2: Well let's give her the gold. She's definitely an Olympic Baton.
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In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.
flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?
-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds
gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton
-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.
DetJohnKimble: sucker...
-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds
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A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
When a male dips his dick in hot rubber and lets it dry.
Bud, want to see my rubber baton?
A diatribe, a rant, a boring monologue. It may seem intellectual, but all it boils down to is a soft, small penis and a shattered heart. They often mistake their own asshole for a bottle opener.
I was pulling a Victor Baton, but no one wanted to listen to the poetry that was falling out of my mouth like endless drool. I'm so lonely, perhaps I will hug a banana with my prostate for some comfort.
A man or woman shits into the asshole of another person
Sandy and I were Passing the Baton before work and now I won't be able to shit right for a week.
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