A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"
"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"
Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.
Look at that girl shelby, she's the hottest in the grade and of course she's with BEANIE.
A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
Fuck beanie ong all my niggas hate beanie -Spquarky
Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see
a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.
Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-
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