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One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.
– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!
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Wife to famous footballer David Beckham,and former member of the world renown "Spice Girls". Also famous for her large and luscious tits, which can be seen in almost every picture on the net. She has been the subject to an on-going debate of whether she has had a boob-job or not, although many simply do not care and simply gaze upon her busty chest in lust.
"Dude I would SO titfuck Victoria Beckham! For real!"
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When a man pisses on a soccar ball then kicks it at a womans head.
A golden beckham is just what that bitch Stephanie needs!
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(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off
(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”
To have access to every opportunity you could possibly want and yet somehow end up doing fuck all with it.
1) You see Dave, he missed three open goals, had amazing passes fed to him and even fluffed two penalties. He made a complete Brookly Beckham of the whole match.
2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.
The act of inserting a child’s paddling pool into your friends anus only leaving the nozzle exposed and then aggressively blowing it up (by mouth) while you watch Ronnie Welsh milk his fathers penis using only his teeth.
I got so blazed last night at 4:20 that I totally did a dirty Beckham bruh
A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!
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