Beer

A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

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beer

The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

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Beer

A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.

Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"

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beer

the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.

a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk

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Beer

To give someone beer

Dude, beer me!!

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[Beer]

And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.

Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.

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Beer

An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

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