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the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
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a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.
matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly
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Bellend bouncer is life style of a beast.
Yupinator:whos bellend bouncer
Beast:david taggart
Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools
Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"
Sean"yeh why"
Peter"she gave me a headbut"
Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"
Peter"pls don't give her an idea"
Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"
Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again
Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk
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The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.
I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.
I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.
After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.
I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.
My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.
That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.
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