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a cold beer, either a can or bottle
Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.
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Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child
Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...
"The Belt" is something you get after a sexual act is committed it is often decided amongst friends first, be it a threesome, analsex or a donkeypunch
Guy1: So, The Belt, I'm going for it.
Guy2: YOU ARE!?
Guy1: Yeah, I'm totally going to have a threesome!
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A.) Describing someone so ugly, you would almost think that they might have been hit in the face with a belt very hard at a young age
B.) The past tense of Belt, which means to forcibly send something a distance
Jack: Did you see that new cheerleader?
Riley: Oh yeah! She was totally belted
Jack: Belted?
Riley: Yeah, like someone hit her in the face with a belt
Your girlfriend's voice rang throughout the house as she belted out in ecstacy, "Oh baby, smash that!!!!!"
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v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.
Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.
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My mums favourite secret weapon
Boiii get your ass down here or ima get da belt
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v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.
I'm going to belt myself.
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