being a Luis

Saying you're getting a job but really bullshitting to make it seem like you're going somewhere or not working and showing up to "work" late or asking everyone for money.

Guy 1: man that guys been saying he's getting the job for a year now
Guy 2: yeah his excuse is papers haven't gone through
Guy 1: he must be being a Luis!

Being a Douglas

An annoying, know it all, Jack of all Trades, Master of None.

Boy, that guy is bugging the shit out of me, he sure is Being a Douglas !

being a pk

To be a pk means to annoy, bother, and to troll without even knowing you are being a nuisance.

6:38 PM - turtles.: sup
7:23 PM - turtles.: whore why u ignore me
7:25 PM - floob-: F7 Y U BEING A PK?!!?

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being fresh

To talk or act in a sexual or sexually inappropriate way

Boy: Dang you look thick in them jeans

Girl: Boy stop being fresh!

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Being Offended

Claiming that you are offended is essentially saying that you are incapable of controlling and managing your own emotions and so everybody else should do it for you.

Other people eating animals offends me even though it has nothing to do with me and does not affect my life in any way, shape, or form. Now that, is an example of a complete idiot being offended.

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Being a Richard

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.

(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?

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Being a Brodie

When someone is “Being a Brodie” they are committing an act like that’s SOOO inconceivably GAY it needs a new word to describe it

Underneath is an example of Being a Brodie

Friend 1: yo Brodie wanna get on vc?
Brodie: I’ll be on in a sec gotta say gn to her

2 hours later:

*still not on vc*