betness

1)to believe to be true; legit or valid
(see also legitness
2)willing to bet on; (betting this)

My first hand in Texas Hold 'Em and I got dealt pocket Aces, betness.

You think you're stronger than me swan, betness.

That kickflip was legitness, he's the best in town, betness.

Betted

When you should have bet against the king of freight.

Coach Shawntrail said "he should have betted they would not start the truck until 7am.

BET

Black Entertainment Television also known as Animal Planet is the result of some half retarded monkey inheriting millions and deciding to invest it in absolutely worthless bull shit.

Mark: hey man did you watch BET last night?

Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it.

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BET

An Acronymn for Broken English Television. Is availble through satellite and cable tv hookup. Plays a hip hop and rap music videos that are usually inside a night club. Known to even break tv screens from all the pointing and gang sign flashing going on. Loved by more white people than black.

BET "I like the way you be right thurr..."
BET "I axe you to da club"
BET "For Shizzle Dizzle in my mizzle got dang hizzle."

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Bet

A way to explain that you are going to do the action that someone has challanged you too.

Or

Someone has said something to you in a challenging way so now you have to respond with something so you say bet.

Boy 1: your not jumping off that cliff

Boy 2; big bets I'll do it right now

Boy 1: you won't

Boy 2: * jumps off cliff and falls to his ultimate death*

Or

Girl 1: im gonna tell Ethan you like him

Girl 2: bet I'm gonna tell Erick you like him

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Bet

Short for "I bet." Used as a form of verbal irony, the word is said when someone could in place say also sarcastically; "oh yeah sure, I bet"

"I could totally outrun Usain Bolt"
"Lol dude bet"

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Bet

“Bet” is commonly used to mean that you are down to do something. Also overused by white guys.

Tom: wanna go to the Maple Fest?
Jim: Bet.

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