Big Bird Cage

Function: noun
(military slang) An aircraft carrier (a warship with a flight deck on which airplanes can be launched and landed).

"I was lucky during 'Nam," the Marine veteran told me. "For the duration of my tour, I pulled sea duty on the Big Bird Cage."

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Big Bird Math

When you need to simplistically explain an arguably simple math concept to a group of kindergarteners, most of whom probably have an IQ of a parrot or less, although their parents think that the intelligence of their little ones is closer to that of a dolphin.

Some big bird math topics kids at a premium enrichment math center were recently exposed to were: “as easy as ⍺, β, 𝛾” and “COVID-1–2–3.”

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Big Bird Grenades

The outcome of the seventh apocolyptic unicorn rave. This happens once every thousand years when Obama remembers that we need change.

Person:Dude did you see that cat cross the street?

Other Person: Fer sure man

Person: Big Bird Grenades

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Big bird emily

Emily is a crazy gal that goes to a catholic school and annoys the shit out of her friends and try’s to kill them , she loves hockey and loves sammy boys 😍😍 she loves using !👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 With her best friend kelsey she likes to bully people alot

Nate: wow emily is so funny but she shoved me into the lockers
Maggie: wow I hate emily why am I friends w her

Kelsey : 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 HEY SAMMY BAE😍

Sam: wow big bird emily is so hot yumm

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Big Bird

See also monback

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Say "Word" to Big Bird

To be asked to leave a location and to return home. Word, meaing to say hello, and Big Bird, meaning Sesame Street, or any other kids TV show, often watched by a person of low intelligence.

Touvtam Guy: Where are my cases of kosher pudding pops?! Who has eaten my box of kosher ghettoOs?! What has happened to my pallet of kosher beer?!

Dave Diamond: Say "Word" to Big Bird, Bitch. Get the fuck out, now!

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Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"