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A spin off from Big Brother where a bunch of Z list so-called celebrities and has-beens partake in 3 weeks of humiliating themselves and bitching. The aim of the show to to emabarass the so-called celebrities and make them do tasks. Sometimes you do get genuine celnebrites in the house but few know their name, this occurance, however, is rare. The show shows that celebrities are just sad, insucure people, like us "normal people" but they are slightly more so and extremely vain. It is good to watch simply for the comedy factor, to mock and laugh and mock again. It is a catchy show like mononuclueosis and once you start watching you cant stop, some people end up watching them sleep on CBB live. spin offs include:big brothers big mouth, big brothers little brother, presented by davina mcall. These spinoff provide jobs for people and somespot on their sad lives, on the positive side of life theory. Chavs and other cliques watch it.
fanatic no.1: did you watch CBB last night?
fanatic no.2: Yea chantelle and preston sooo want each other.
fanatic no.1: yea i know they should just do it.
intelligent person: what you talking about?
fanatic 1 & 2 both yell: Celebrity big brother!
intelligent person: jesus, get a life. (walks off disgusted)
fantic 1 and 2 look rightfully sheepish for a minute then go back to avidly discussing CBB, intelligent person looks on in pity.
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It's a tv show on CBS the best show ever
I'm going to watch big brother CBS
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A stupid, over-rated "reality" show that is watched by all the mindless Filipinos in the world every night. They watch the damn show and they're like, "oh, he's so cute!" or "OMG! she's such a b****, they're not bagay..."
Big Brother is considered crap in other countries, but not in the Philippines, because Filipinos think it's cool or "in" to watch this show, or mainly because their crush (another hypocratic teenager or jobless middle-aged person) should not be "evicted".
Filipino 1: Hey, you watch Pinoy Big Brother? It's totally cool!
Filipino 2: No. because unlike you, I actually have a life.
*TRANSLATION*
Filipino 1: Tol, nanonood ka ba ng Big Brother?
Filipino 2: Hindi. Hindi kasi ako jologs.
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When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”
Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!
Starting on June 1st, National Brothers Day with begin from now on.
“Hey are you going to get your older brother a present for Big Brothers Day?”
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The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.
Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.
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If boyfriend dick is a dick you can settle down with. And vacation dick is a bit overwhelming. There needs to be a dick in the goldilocks zone. This is bigger than the boyfriend dick and you just want it all the time. Like how you long for your brother's love.
Damn, who would've known he had big brother dick. He was turning me on all night long.