Random
Source Code
Random
One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.
Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you
8👍 4👎
A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.
26👍 20👎
Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one
So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...
281👍 307👎
Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.
Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!
6👍 3👎
The day I celebrate being one year older.
So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.
15👍 15👎
The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist
Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch
Friend (But not really):Love you!
5👍 3👎
A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).
"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"
22👍 33👎