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Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 12, 2010

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Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 21, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 17, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

something i saw to zoinky_k

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

by badsqad September 11, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


slobber down my nob you bitch

A phrase used when giving a Serbian/Yugoslavian (or one of those messed up eastern european places) prostitute orders

A play on the ex president of serbia and yugoslavias name. (Slobodan Melosevic)

whore: Vhat Vhould Yer Liyk Meh Too Dooh?

You: Erm, Slobber down my nob you bitch

by johnboyuk August 20, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better

Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense

by Pimpjuice 1234 June 23, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her

โ€œDamn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?โ€

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 1, 2019

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