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This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.
Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?
Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.
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When your bladder is so full you look a little pregnant.
"haha check out my bladder baby, i just downed like a liter of water and 2 ensure!"
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A medical condition that causes some otherwise healthy grown men to pee after one or two beers.
Jason has been to the bathroom 4 times already because he has a baby bladder.
Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.
I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
The Tiny bladder that contains sperm. Alledged to only hold enough for around 7 wanks.
7 also being the mystical number of wanks before you hit the "wank barrier"
"I got up to seven wanks tonight but I just couldn't cum no more!...Think I emptied the wank bladder!"
Or:
"I tried to get past seven wanks but hit the wank barrier"
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Grifter slang for faking of your own death. Refers to the use of a chicken blood bladder to simulate violent death by stabbing, shooting, etc., although can refer to any faking of your own death by extension.
The grifter decided the best blow off for his con would be a cackle bladder, so the mark would not try to take revenge
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When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.
"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."
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