BLAM

One BLAM is equivalent to 1,000,000 to the 1,000,000th power. It is the ultimate number when creating scenarios, but it's not something crazy like one billion to the billionth power... that would just be stupid.

20 BLAM of hobbits vs. Superman... who would win?

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Blam-Jam

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.

"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."

Blam

A Lan in which you are required to provide your own tractor to get there. hence the name BLAM: The B is for BYO TRACTOR

hey are you bringing your Type-R turbo Tractor to BLAM?

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blam chowder

semen; what you shoot out of your dick when you blam

Note that New England blam chowder is very thick scroatmeal, whereas MANhattan blam chowder has a much runnier consistency similar to precum.

Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop... Here comes the blam chowder.

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blim-blam

1. Another way of saying, "just like that."

2. Another way of stating that something was or will be "that easy."

3. The way a situation got overwhelmingly handled, or will get overwhelmingly handled.

1. "She is wearing no clothes under his shirt. Blim-blam. Mr. Heep is a player."

2. "If I had a chance to meet that Lindsay Lohan, I would definitely be able to get her phone number; blim-blam."

3. "Dang. That Mike Tyson has a some knockout power; Blim-blam. His next opponent better be ready."

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blammy blam

What spaceship hammy pants makes happen to the world

“She makes the world go blammy blam, do doo dooooo”

whoopty-blam

A premeditated act which involves more than one negative act

I got whoopty-blammed when I caught my wife cheating on me with my brother

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