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When an muffin with too much batter overflows while baking.
Don't put too much batter in that muffin cup, you don't want it to bloop.
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To hit someone. Usually used to show off to your friends, and gets a laugh.
That guy was a total twat so I blooped him.
I blooped him
I'm going to bloop yuh.
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when somebody says something stupid and they really thought it was important...you say bloop and make them feel real stupid.
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A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "
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It is when you are taking a "Poop" (As in the "-oop" ending of the word.) and you're on a laptop computer, or mobile phone, and are "Blogging" at the same time. (As in the "-Bl" root of the word.) Hence, you are Blooping.
Steven: I am writing a blog on my computer, and taking a dump.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.
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