Road Blumkin

The act of recieving a blumkin whilst driving a motor vehicle down the road.

i.e. Getting road head while shitting on the seat.

"Dude, my car seat is ruined, but the road blumkin was totally worth it."

"Whats up with your seat, it stinks?"
"My Dad borrowed my car and my Mom gave him a road blumkin on the way to church."

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s-blumkin

getting a blow job while taking a dump in a porche boxer s
with soft top while still paying for a g 35 that u cannot drive

lets go to tt roadhouse and get a s-blumkin after work.

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Blumkin

(n.) A person that is a total asshole to everyone and doesn't realize it.

Sammy - Wanna order pizza?
Cam - Yeah, let's get sausage.
Brad - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS!!
Brad - I rule.
Sammy - That kid is such a blumkin.
Cam - Word.

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upper blumkin

When you pinch a loaf in the tank (upper deck) of a toilet, commonly as a prank, while getting a blowjob.

My girlfriend and I upper blumkin'ed the club bathroom to save time.

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blumkin facial

When a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet.

John gave Jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner.

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Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

eskimo hobo blumkin

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!