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Boner

Slang term for erection. The penis gets filled with blood and gets hard. aka a hard on, chub, and of course boner.

Dude, last night Brittney didn't even take off her clothes and I got a boner.

by P-Boo February 16, 2011


Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006


bonerize

a male's attempt to arouse a female by rubbing his throbbing erection against her body. Normally occurs during dry sex with a female who is a total prude

Danimal: "Dude, I totally bonerized your cousion last night."

Jeremy: "Is this before or after you took a shit in the urinal?"

Danimal: "It was after the Danimal doo dooed in the Margarita Ranch pisser."

Jeremy: "Hey Cade, lets go take pictures of your balls on Drew's face when he's passed out."

Danimal: "I'm going to bonerize Padgett next. Those hooker boots make my loins tingle."

by Danimal F. May 09, 2008


Boner

A mistake, so like Boner Donor.

“And that is a boner on my part, when I was your age, I made some huge boners. Boners that i wish i could get back now.”

“I don’t think he knows what boner means.”

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS December 21, 2021


boner

when captain winkie stands at attention

"dude i got a boner when i saw Samantha half naked"

by mcjesus16 November 14, 2017


Boner

the greatest thing a woman/girl would want to see from her crush.

A Dude from a club: that slut got me a boner!

by The Dirtyminedfangirl! April 22, 2019


bonerate

An Austronesian language from the Indonesian island of Sulawesi with approximately 10,000 native speakers.

I'm gonna bonerate your mom in the armpit til she dies of from a mixture of blood loss and sexual pleasure.

by trollbog January 09, 2012