A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
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A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"
"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
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The firt Saturday of November when daylight savings time hits and the clocks roll back from 2 a.m. to 1 a.m. giving everyone a extra (bonus) hour at the bar.
Person 1: You tryna go out saturday night?
Person 2: Hell yeah, its bonus night, we are going wild.
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A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.
I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.
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The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.
Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.
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When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.
In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: βI just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.β
Ricky: βWhy?β
Al: βBecause I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent overβ¦had to give her the thong bonus.β
Ricky: βTotally.β
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I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!