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Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.
Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?
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she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)
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Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.
Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.
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The bouncy objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck on dem.
girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.
dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs
girl- ok let do this
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Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.
Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.
Boobs make the world go round.
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