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When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".
I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.
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A special burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We Bought a Zucchini Burger, you should try it!"
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As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.
"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.
I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.
For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”
Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
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To earn the trust of a person, group, gang or clique by buying them Taco Bell, usually done while hanging out or partying.
You guys are fucking cops!? Wha..we partied together man, you bought us taco bell.
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Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!
Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
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Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.
Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"
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an answer to any question in existance
If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."
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