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Aka the hottest man to walk on earth
Damn! I wish I could suck on Jamie Campbell Bowers hand.
To realize a statement you have made is "trump"-able (see trump definition) and say this after the statement
" i am a whale, bower-power"
"i went to planet jupiter last night, bower-power"
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When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.
Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...
Bill Denbrough X Henry Bowers is a ship between two fictional characters from Stephen King's IT. Their ship name is Binry.
"Binry is my OTP!"
"I know, right? Bill Denbrough X Henry Bowers for life!"
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John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.
That guy is such a mf john bowers
We completely got you, we win you lose, game over, you played yourself.
Mrs. Bowers you lose
• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field
also low key a vampire
Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!
Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*
Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!
Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.
Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.
Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...
Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-
Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!
Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*
Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*