Driving Braille

When in a car with someone else driving, and the driver starts driving over the bumps on the lane divider, you can yell out "Driving Braille!", in an indication that he is driving over the bumps, creating a rapid bump bump bump noise.

(Braille is the bumpy writing that vision-impaired people use to read)

John is driving back from a late concert through semi-windy roads with Jill in the passenger seat, John starts driving over the lane divider which causes the car to mildly vibrate and a rapid bump bump sound to start.

Jill: "Driving Braille much?"
John: "Shuttup I'm tired"

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Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

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drive by braille

usually results in bodily injury.

also see accident

yo that fucker tried to drive by braille but ended up with his face in the lightpost.

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drive by braille

when driving a car, swerving out of one's lane ever so slightly in such a way as to drive over the bumpy reflectors in the road.

I was falling asleep at the wheel, but the noise woke me up when I started driving by braille.

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gay braille

A nickname made for fucking around with your friend Gabriel

Gabriel over text: Hey
Jack: Sup dude
Gabriel: nothing much u?
Jack: Yes, I changed your name to Gay Braille in Minecraft

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drive by braille

What banks in America have.

I drove up to the bank to get some serious cash and touched the braile like i was blind.

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drive by braille

means that you are not a good driver, perhaps blind when it comes to seeing other cars...

You almost just hit that lady! Are you driving by braille or something?

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