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A person who will die alone and will never date anyone because of their unhealthy obsession with Breaking Bad.
Person 1: Wow man he has no girls AT ALL.
Person 2: fr ong he must be a Breaking Bad Fan
The only thing keeping me from superheating the earth's core
Friend: Hey bro! Breaking bad has been banned in our region!
Me: *Superheats the earth's core*
Breaking Bad is the best show I’ve ever seen, except maybe the wire.
Person: Breaking bad is the best show I’ve ever seen except maybe the wire.
A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.
Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!
Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!
Summarize breaking bad in one sentence
2 guys cooking blue stuff