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The act of being retarded or doing something stupid.
Kevin: Hey did you see Kelly today?
Hank: Ya she was Acting Bret all day.
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When one is too cool for words. When someone has a particularly brett like status. When someone is being too sexy to handle. Schlong like you've never seen.
"Man he was totally bretting at that abortion clinic"
"It's going to be a bretting night!"
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a smooth pimp daddy who definately knows what the fuck he talking about
that kids a fucking Bret Uhrich, he knew that UCONN was going to blow
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Godhead of modern American prose. Shot to fame in 1985 when his first novel, Less Than Zero, was published while he was still in college. The controversy surrounding his 1991 novel American Psycho brought him considerable attention, some wanted but most of it unwanted. His novels are characterized by their social satire, pervasive drug use (mostly cocaine), and the casual bisexuality of the characters. Other novels: The Rules of Attraction, Glamorama, and Lunar Park. Also published a collection of short stories, The Informers.
The new Bret Easton Ellis novel is out. I am going to go and buy it!
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Modern-day author who wrote sharp, amusing, depressing and sometimes very disturbing satires about superficial people. Notable mention of books centered on cocaine-fueled rich kids in Los Angeles, A yuppie serial killer, a male model etc. He wrote; Less than Zero, The Rules of Attraction, American Psycho, The Informers and Glamorama. I wish he would write more.
Bret Easton Ellis is (or was) great.
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A day in the life of Bret Michaels.
Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)
Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."
Throw in a fist pump or two.
Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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