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Something that is never going to happen.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
When you get drunk on Saturday night and wake up late Sunday morning so you go get some good ass breakfast food and drink mimosas to get over your hangover
Adrian: *wakes up Sunday morning* fuuuuuuck I shouldn't have drank so much last night I'm so hungover.
Sierra: Wanna go get Sunday brunch?
Adrian: Yas.
When a man slobbers and drools all over a girls titties, then the girl pets him, while the man nibbles on her vagina. Last the man gets his kibbles and bits and shoves thm in the girls mouth, then with his penis pushes them down her throat.
Man, i gave my girl a bulldog brunch last night, and her breath still smells like dog food.
Like hot lunch but using Tin Foil instead of cling film.
Damn I've run out of cling film, we'll have to have hot brunch instead.
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the act of going to costco and eating all the free samples. can be applied to other supermarket chains with an abundance of free samples, i.e. whole foods brunch.
I haven't eaten anything since I had the costco brunch at around 11:30
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an event in which talented and gorgeous queens perform for an audience while they dine on a delicious brunch and sip signature drinks. It is customary for the audience to tip the performers.
I want to do something really fun. How about we go to Drag Brunch?
The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.
The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.
We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.
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