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Buffalo is the definition of "used to".
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Stewardess: Due a a freak blizzard in May, we cannot take off. Enjoy Buffalo.
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
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a city in western new york that used to be fairly decent. now it's mostly made up of ghettos, and closed down or extremely old rotting buildings. in the really bad ghettos you'll see VERY interesting people. the hsbc arena (where a lot of the huge local concerts/sports games here take place) is mostly surrounded by TONS of huge hideous factories (like the "ho oats" factory) that look as if they've been closed for 50 years(and they probably have been). but the hsbc arena itself is really nice. in buffalo you're likely to see some really nice places smack dab in the middle of the worst shithole. western new york is also the only fucking place in the country where you can get sunburnt AND frostbitten within a 3-day period. people used to be able to get jobs no matter what, but now most people are forced to work in shitty chemical factories (or some sort of factory that's actually OPEN) while still shitloads of people are being laid off every day. niagara falls is obviously really close to buffalo, and it isn't much better, but in the outskirts there's a lot less ghettos.
yesterday when i was driving home from work i saw a man in an orange radiation suit pushing a shopping cart down the sidewalk talking to himself.
(now i really DID see that)
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A sketchy blue collar town in the heart of western New York. The place smells like piss but has some great restaurants.
Jake never returned to Buffalo after he was robbed there.
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Literally the most boring place to live in on planet earth
Went on vacation to buffalo last week. It's basically a shit hole
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Buffalo is a drinking game that you can only play if you agree to play for life. There's no blood contract, but there might as well be. The rules are as follow:
-A buffalo player must always hold his or her drink
in his or her non-dominant hand. If you are ambidextrous you must declare a hand of choice prior to entering the game (for life).
-a failure to follow the first rule results in the ability for another buffalo player to call "BUFFALO!" on you. At this point you must chug your entire beer.
-There are many caveats. If a beer is in your dominant hand and also placed on a table or on your shoulder, or if you manage to inconspicuously touch your drink with any part of your non-dominant hand, then if "BUFFALO" is called it doesn't count. This is known as a "false buffalo," and the offending false accuser must then chug their beer.
-Another occasion in which the "false buffalo" rule can be invoked is if you are double fisting. This creates many interesting scenarios, as you can attempt to trick people by holding a beer in your dominant hand while holding one in your other hand also, perhaps under the table, behind your back, maybe in the pocket of a hoodie. Both beers must be open and must contain at least some beer for it to be a "false buffalo," otherwise youve been the victim of a legit buffalo call. Inducing a false buffalo is generally more respected than calling a successful one.
-Athletes may wish to incorporate "water buffalo" to stay hydrated.
Player 1:"BUFFALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Player 2: "Fuck I'm gonna puke," or "False Buffalo!"
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a very simple drinking game that can be understood and played by all. the rules are simple: if you take a drink with your dominant hand, and if another person notices this and calls "buffalo", you must chug the rest of your drink. no exceptions.
man 1: (takes drink with right hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: shit. (chugs drink)
man 1: (takes drink with left hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: fucker, i'm right handed
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a game played between all the male members of a party in which everyone throws in ten to twenty dollars a person before the party starts. during the party whomsoever should take home the fattest ugliest girl there (the "buffalo") wins the prize money you must first disclose the location so that your friends can walk in and get the proof
hey man who won buffalo last night i know my bitch weighed at least 280 i couldn't hardly breath
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