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Burrows the Death stalker

Another intellectual species that is silent but deadly. Just like a fart. It doesn't speak or talk, but instead smiles to itself. Once this smile is placed upon you, ultimate death awaits. It's body features are very unrealistic like, but has long arms, long legs and a short torso.

Person 1: "Help, Help!!"
Person 2: "What?! Whats wrong?!"
Person 1: "I SAW A BURROWS the death stalker!"
Person 2 faints...

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017


Brown-eye Burrower

1. A gay person that enjoys penetrating the anus with their genitals or other filanges.
2. Something to call someone in rebuttal to an insult that you have just received.

1. Aaron was a queer, and therefore a brown-eye burrower.
2. "You're a fag." "Shut up you brown-eye burrower"

by McMatty February 8, 2008

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Joe burrow

One year wonder out of LSU and 1st overall pick in the 2020 NFL draft. Won the Heisman by the largest number of votes. Tore his acl while at Cincinnati, conforming he is a one hit wounder. He was not good enough to start at Ohio state and he was barely able to get to LSU. He had a NFL QB coach and a experienced offensive line with great receivers and a good running back.

As an music artist I will have a Joe burrow style song

I Gonna pull a Joe burrow.

by DDDFunnyAlabamarolltide December 7, 2020

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Belly Button Burrowing

The act of fingering your own belly button in the hopes of finding a lose trinket or entertaining item.

'Dude! I went belly button burrowing yesterday and found my old N64! So much nostalgia!'

by LordChicken88 May 25, 2015

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Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo Popsicle Dick

noun- Joe Burrow's phallus dipped in a Yoo-hoo chocolate drink, then frozen to form a popsicle

Guy 1: Will, you would probably suck Joe Burrow's dick.
Will: No, I would not!
Guy 2: You'd probably dip his dick in Yoo-hoo and freeze it to make a Joe Burrow Yoo-hoo popsicle dick. And you'd suck that bitch till it melts.

by Twhiddy December 5, 2021

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pubic burrow

a tunnel in your pubic hairs created by a small, disgusting creature that you picked up in a fraternity.

"My multiple pubic burrows are really causing a damper on my love life. It's like a crab-farm down there."

by redis12 February 5, 2012


Rio BURROWS

a filipino cowboy who plays red dead 2 collects watches and hats grows orchids yells a lot and likes to tackle people to the ground

Rio BURROWS shut the fuck up
Rio BURROWS what are you doing

Rio BURROWS leave them alone

Rio BURROWS don't piss off maxim

by Ryan LE SOUEF October 31, 2023