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A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick
At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?
Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!
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A person of Hispanic or South American heritage who looks to be as such, but can’t speak Spanish.
That ese is a cactus; he looks Mexican, but if you talk to him in Spanish, he won’t say shit!
A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.
Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.
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Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"
Me: *Pulls out a cactus*
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Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.
Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.
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A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now
Man 1: Go fuck a cactus!
Man 2: What the hell man?!
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