Cades are , egotistical,flirty,athletic, and strange. They're such nerds and are really self conceded and obsessed with their hair. I guess they're all right. But really smart and lame. Good friend though. Talks to himself.
Cade: *makes a lame comeback* (tries to be cool and funny)
Other: Cade ur not even cool or funny.
Cade: are you joking? I am so funny. I got a 120 on my test.
Other: No one cares.
Cade: *makes another lame comeback* *flips hair*
Other:stop being obsessed with ur hair.
Cade: *Yet another lame comeback*
Other: *walks away* (disgusted with cade's unabillity to come up with good comebacks.)
Cade: *starts to talk to himself*
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The quintessential short white boy with brown hair and an awkward side smile. Positives of a "cade": sometimes sweet when you don't expect it, decent music taste, and most definitely a cali boy. Besides that, 9/10 would unhomie. Room for improvement: stop staining clothes, mislogging packages at work, and memorizing 'friends' episodes.
Cade was unhomied.
Cade, where is our missing vacuum?
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To lie beyond disbelief to the point where it is utter bullshit.
Guy 1: Hey I totally had a foursome.
Guy 2: Don't Fucking cade me asshole.
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A person who reveals or spoils a magic trick for others while you are performing the trick.
Kid 1: Ok now I want you to pick a card.
Now look at it and don't let me see it.
Kid 2: I saw that steal you did there.
Kid 3: OMG. Piss off you just did a cade on us, way to ruin the trick for everyone.
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The most sarcastic form of saying okay. Should be said in a rising tone of voice, like it has a question mark at the end of the word. To be used when someone is being douchey or toolish, and is mocking.
College Student #1: Dude, let's go smash some natty ice!
College Student #2: cade????
Teen #1: Dude, your sister's hot!
Teen #2: cade
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an ass hole who lies cheats and cant fight his own battles he leads you on and breaks your heart, he seems sweet and perfect until things go wrong then he changes
He's such a cade
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the biggest simp ever she simps for her best friend sam and she loves her 10 times better than her friend cris . sam hates cris
person1: oh hey look itβs cadee
person2: oh cadee sheβs such a simp for sam