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A weird white kid who doesn't wear underwear
What the fuck is that?
Oh that's just Calvin
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A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.
'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'
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Calvin is the greatest person that one can meet. Calvin is nice, tall, social, awesome, and secretly a god
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It was 1 calvin before the bell and the day already was bad.
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A system of belief promoted by its author John Calvin based entirely on a Platonic evaluation of the letters of Paul of Tarsus. Calvin posited that Christ died for a very few people and then re-interpreted both the Old Testament and the New Testament with the idea of a predestined fate for every person as being among the elected minority or the damned majority. It does great violence to the New Testament by making it subject to a Pauline interpretation of the Old Testament. Also a totalitarian pseudo-Christian cult of the Puritan or Reformed variety. It denies free will and imposes the biblical law of Calvin's Institutes on all people.
Calvinism was the theology behind the police state run by Oliver Cromwell in the 1650s.
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The best guy out there but his biggest issue is his forehead , he really needs to fix that!
"Calvin" has a massive forehead
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That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.
"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"
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