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When one takes drugs expecting to get high but the drugs are of sutch a low quality that there is barely any discernable buzz one is on a quack candle. Unsure of the origin but we all use it all the time round my way.
Randall paid thirty quid for some speed but as it was shit he ended up on a quack candle
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A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
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When jelly beans are melted and poured over an erect penis before ejaculating.
After eating her yellow tail, she gave me a Japanese candle. It burned a little, but it tasted amazing.
When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.
Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?
Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.
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A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.
The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh
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the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
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A song by GHOST ใoriginally ghost and palsใfeaturing megapoid GUMI's ใaka. ใใฟใv4 voicebank. The song is based off of the indie(?) game cuphead. This is one of GHOST's most popular songs ใ43m views as of may 2023ใthe song was released In 2018. The song was used as an animation meme in 2020-2021. It was mostly used for gacha life/club memes
1: Hey, have you heard of the song that goes like "toddler's cries that grow louder and louder Relishing in untestable power Glowing red in a black and white scene, the one and only Candle Queen?
2: Oh, you mean the song Candle Queen by ghost?
1: yeah that song!
3: that song sucks!
1&2 SHUT UP 3!!!
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