Words just arnt enough to keep up with you you are just awesome carla. You allways make me happy and when i m with you im even happyer I love you babe dont ever let go of me and i wont ever let go of you :) <3 xx you are the most amazingly beautifull gf ever
Carla Lindley
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when you piss your pants on a all boys camping trip.
person 1: ok guys I just pissed myself.
person 2: oh my god she just pulled a "dirty carla"
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licking a womans vagina while she defecates in the toilet.
I gave her a hot carla to pay her back for the hot carl
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carla ursula massicci is a very fun person with the best initials. people usually tell carla massiccis to shut up and stop talking but that's just because there jealousy of her brilliance. sometimes can not think about things and dosnt learn from past mistakes but after a couple of times realised there faults.
Person 1: did she date someone twice?
Person 2: yeah she is such a carla massicci
Goddess of all things awesome. Sexy and bootylicious. A quick witted and sarcastic lady. Commonly known to be harsh and overly honest. Quite hilarious. Lover of Animals. Hater of Spiders and Douchebags. Loyal and Reliable. Carla Warren does not like arrogance, liars, cheaters or thieves. Carla Warrens are known to love wine, beer, and the occasional tequila shot.
Jane "Do you know Carla Warren?" Sheron-" Yes, She is so hilarious!"
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The swimsuit model wife of the current French president sarkozy. Awesome hot bitch she is! Lucky dog that sarko.
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To piss one's self after excessive laughter
Karly: (funny joke)
Leslie: "you'd better shut up before I pull a carla!!!"
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