Carl

Annoying, And Retarded but can be funny. Will do anything you tell him NOT to.

Guy: Man i hate carl

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Carl

Carl is the type of guy that treats his girl like a princess!! all Carl is a guy that is always handsome, Loves excitement and travel. and new things!! Carl is a man that all girls want, his way through life is creative

intelligent, great lover, sexy, humble!!

He Always has a SUPER DICK, you never know until you see and try. And just fall in love with CARL!!

Man of unpatrolled sexiness! Can pull women in his sleep!

If you have a carl , you are lucky just enjoy HIM!!

If you have a carl , you are lucky!! Just enjoy HIM!!
I am Dating CARL!!

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Carl

Carl is a very handsome man with a very big dick.He likes to treat his women like a queen. He also is a family friendly person with a great sense of humour Carl is very social person.He likes to spend time with his family and his friends.Carl has a lot of money and he’ll be able to buy you anything

What’s that there ? It’s a Carl I heard he has a big dick and lots of money

I want a Carl

I would love to be his I bet he’ll treat me like a queen

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Carl

Usually a name given to people with small genitals, A "Carl" is somebody who scrumps for a living and enjoys the smell of his own farts

Danny: Dude you farted
Chris: I know, I Carl'd it

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Carl

Carl is pretty much a variable, and can mean almost anything.
1. a huge spiral crap in the toilet
2. taking a huge crap in the toilet
3. flirting with girls or guys
4. expressing great disgust
5. expresses great surprise

1. Go check out this Carl that i just laid in the toilet!
2. -Where is Mike?
-Oh he is Carling in the bathroom!
3. Tonight I am going to carl with my girlfriend at her house.
4. That was so much carl that I Natho couldn't eat that whole turkey neck! I paid to see that!
5. Oh my carl, did you see that?!?!

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a carl

A Carl is a sneaky chode.

I was such a Carl last night when I banged Dylan’s girlfriend.

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Carl

To be slow or to move or speak in a less than normal speed

"oooooohhhhhh nooooooooooooooo"
"What a Carl"

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