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when you eat carne asadas and then take a large diarrhea on a womans bare chest/breast nad tittie fuck them while sucking vagina
man, i had the best chile corn carne while i was at ShaNiquas house, biggest titties ever!!
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Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.
The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.
Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"
Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"
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A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.
"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian
"Duuuuuuude" -Andy
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An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.
I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.
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n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.
"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."
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A vegan-friendly chili. Made with meat-free mince. Just as tasty as the meaty version!
I made chili non carne for my gf last night. And she was hot for me later!
A Mexican way of saying oooh roasted
Black person: your so bright I got blind
White person: you look like a overcooked brownie
Mexican person: oooh carne