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a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.
look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!
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The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.
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She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...
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Sabrina Carpenter is an actress, singer, and songwriter. One of the things she is known for is she played Maya Hart in Girl Meets World. She is a pop singer and she has released four albums, Eyes Wide Open, Evolution, Singular Act 1, and Singular Act 2. She is talented, beautiful, and sweet woman. I, the writer, adore her and just freaking love her 😍
I would add on but I don't want to make it super long, so if you want to know more, research Sabrina Carpenter :)
Sabrina Carpenter is adorable
Sabrina Carpenter's songs are a bop!
Sabrina Carpenter plays Nola in the new movie, The Short History of the Long Road
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A disney singer and actress on girl meets world who plays Maya Hart! She won an RDMA!
"Do you know Sabrina Carpenter"
"Yes she is on Disney"
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Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.
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