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castration cop

a wicked awesome person who hunts down and castrates all people that are unworthy of existance, both male and female. because you can castrate a female.

from the kaztrait, the native tongue word for removal of the sexual organs, and kAp, the native tongue for ruler of the universe.

You better watch your step, asshole, or the castration cop will come after you.

by Castration Cop January 20, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Verbal Castration

Verbally castrating someone is when you say something that the person cannot reply because their brain has exploded!

Girl: There was this old man who thought we should kill allllll the ladybugs in a mass genocide! It was terrible!"
Boy: Did you verbally castrate him?
Girl: Why yes, there was a verbal castration.

by PatronJoJo April 18, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cyber Castration

A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.

Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.

Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?

by @creativfluffer June 8, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuban Castration

Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.

Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.

by NutellaIsNut March 19, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

by Graybeard1952 October 4, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA June 20, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Castrate your catboy day.

Castrate your catboy day - 28th October. A day where all catboy owners can castrate those little fuckers in their basement with no consent required.

Person 1 : you're getting castrated
Person 2: why. I don't want to.
Person 1: you can't deny. it's castrate your catboy day.

by totallynotjaknib October 21, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž