CBA Syndrome

CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.

Kevin: do you want to go out today?

Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome

Or

I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.

CBA Man

Can't Be Assed. Feeling lazy and cannot be bothered to do anything.

Badman1. oi, u wanna gwan sum football doh?
Badman2. CBA Man! u get me, bare work completed today, feel for rest fam.
Badman1. i get you,shall we jam instead?
Badman2. Yeaaaaa!!

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CBA

CBA = Cute Boy Activity. The amount of cute boys that comment or like a girl's status on any of the social networks.

"Hey, girl - Any CBA today?"
"Oh yeah, lots! Brian from my economics class liked my status update, Eric from work retweeted my Instagram photo; and Jared all not only liked, but also commented on my YouTube video!"

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Chinese Born American (CBA)

A person born in China, of Chinese ancestry, who is raised in America with American values, culture, and citizenship. This person is often mistaken for a Chinese born and raised individual, but their lack of Mandarin/Chinese language fluency and lack of Chinese idiosyncratic cultural norms sets them apart.

My adopted, Chinese Born American (CBA) daughter finds it difficult to navigate culturally when in China. People assume she can speak Mandarin perfectly and that she is a native raised Chinese person, when in fact she couldn't be more American culturally even though she is racially Chinese.

omfg u cba

Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed

A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat

Cozmo: Coming joggin, mate?
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

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cba

too lazy, dont want to

person 1: can u do me a favor
person 2: sorry, i cba / sorry, cba