Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

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Mon Cello Morte

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

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playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

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play her like a cello

Having sexual intercourse with a female, in the doggy style position while rubbing her clitoris and rubbing her breasts.
Can be achieved via vaginal or anal intercourse.

To play her like a cello may be achieved by: A man is sitting down and a girl sits down on a man's penis while the man rubs her clitoris and rubs her breasts.

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lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.

Oh no! I lemon cello!

cello

Cello is an alternative greeting that combines ciao and hello. It also brings to mind a great instrument which further promotes the good intentions of the phrase. Using this alternative greetings in conversations displays a sense of quirkiness and intellect. The expression is most often used by a demographic representing people of the ages between 20-40 and across a broad spectrum of ethnicities and socio-economic variances.

Cello mate, how’s it going today? I am well thank you!