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Known for killing people, a person who kills people, the person who is recognized for shooting first and asking questions later.
Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
When a play is so cracked, that it is nothing short of the internet sensation “My friend Justin”.
Andrew- “That play was cracked, definitely certified Justin”
Austin- *Moans aggressively*
The guy in my Spanish class that looks like hes plotting 24/7
The guy in my spanish class is a certified deviant.
A person, place, or thing that has been tested and approved by the hood. In order to be "Street Certified" one must have done criminal activity, sold drugs, or witnessed a crime and not snitch. Rules associated with Street Certified include, no snitching, fuck twelve, making money doing illegal activity.
Brad didn't tell the police I was with him when he was arrested. He is street certified
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Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)
“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”
“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”
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To go above and beyond the normal.
If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.
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