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noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.
-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
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1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth
Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.
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Term for Black People that the black community is generally offended with for betraying their roots usually for dating Caucasian girls, dressing too white, talking too white, etc. In addition, someone who might be dark skinned on the outside but have the personality and characteristics of a white person.
That Michael is nothing but a Chocolate Covered European because he is a hypocrite to his own people by lying & dropping dimes on them
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When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.
Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.
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A sexual act whereby a man, upon engaging a woman in a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide", proceeds to ejaculate in the woman's mouth, using the remaining fecal matter from the aformentioned acts as lubrication.
(Note: A Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle may be thought of as the third act in a complete scat play experience-- It is necessarily preceded by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Mississippi Mudslide".)
"I gave this broad a Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle last night, and believe it or not, the shit-eating bitch even swallowed!"
Ben refused to kiss his girlfriend after she enthusiastically accepted his Chocolate Covered Vanilla Popsicle.
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When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.
I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.
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When you put a strawberry up someone's butt and get some poop on it. Then you have to eat the shitcovered strawberry.
Kayla: "Aw, man. That sucks."
Sabrina: "What?"
Kayla: "Tre just texted me and told me he gave my dad a chocolate covered strawberry."
Kayla's Dad: "Tre, can I have a chocolate covered strawberry again?"
Tre: "Okay, but promise you didn't eat corn the other day?"
Kayla's Dad: "Okay, I promise." *thinks: I did eat corn. Hahahaha. I like to watch him eat the corn.*
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