choir nerd

The classier of the two musical groups. (Band Geeks and Choir Nerds) Choir Nerds are way smarter than band geeks, for they can play in a concert WITHOUT music, or an instrument. And even before there were bands, there were choirs! Band geeks are just too lazy to really learn the natural way of music, so they have pieces of brass/wood/strings do it for them.

Choir Nerds are usually seen with other choir nerds, and may happen to be humming, or singing selections from choir in all the differet voice ranges. Choir Nerds are (usually) comepletley obsessed with thier Choir Teaher, and add him/her on Facebook as many times as possible, before the teacher gives in. A choir nerd might also have an assortment of "Choir Nerd" t- shirts in their closet, as well as competition tees, polos, and black dressy pants and shoes. They usually take voice lessons, piano lessons and extra credit from thier director. They also seem to know the term: Hair Natzi, which makes them laugh eery time someone mentions it. And choir nerds are the only ones priveliged to say: Dipthong. Choir Nerds are simply BETTER than any Band Geek.

Choir Nerds are BORN, band geeks are MADE.

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Choir kid

A kid who finds enjoyment and comfort in singing and goofing off with other of it's kind.

Will be in multiple shows and a very dramatic person.

At times breaks into song but only when around others of its kind or provoked.

Listens to Broadway music more than normal people could stand and can quote a lot of it

Beware of the choir kids! They run in packs and they will sing your ears off.

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choir boy

A boy who sings in a choir. All of whom can be put in at least one of the following catagories, leaving having a good relationship with them hopeless for any choir girl

1)happily taken
2)player
3)gay
4)weird, socially awkward and/or gross

Lisa: So I was thinking about going for that Tim guy
Rachael: The one in choir?
Lisa: Yeah
Rachael: Well only if you dont mind that he hooked up with half the soprano section
Lisa: Damn, I knew better then to go for a choir boy

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Rainbow Choir

A group run by the charity Keshet that allows developmentally challenged students to sing together in a vibrant fashion, donning the colors of the rainbow in the process. It gives a creative outlet to those who otherwise would have none.

The Rainbow Choir may be full of retarded children, but they sing like a pack of rambunctious pterodactyls!

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choir freak

A female or male who are obsessed with the chorus or choir they are in, memorize all the songs faster than what seems humanly possible, randomly burst into song, absolutely love chorus camps where you sing for over 8 hours each day, and make the music they sing personal and filled with passion and emotion. Commonly found playing around with an instrument or looking over sheet music, these people put their heart and soul into what they do, and love every second of it.

1."Stop looking over that music and come eat your dinner!"
"But MOM, I HAVE to get the solo!!!!!!"

2. Not a band geek, or an orch dork, but a Choir Freak, and proud of it!!!

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Choir kid

A kid that is just plain gay. They can be potheads to, but most likely they're gay.

"Are you straight?"
"No, sorry i'm a choir kid."

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flute choir

a lesbian orgy

Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Jodie Foster played in a flute choir yesterday night.

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