chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

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Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

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Chooche

To take a long inhale of a cigarette or marijuana cigarette.

Look at breathin antler mike over there taking a big chooche from his cig-rit

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chooching

To vape, smoke a pipe or cigar and produce a large cloud of vapor or smoke.

I got this cigar chooching good.

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Chooch

A term used to describe a part that does work. The better the part, the higher it's chooch factor.

This part is pretty skookum, I bet it has a pretty high chooch factor. Focus you fuck!

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Chooch

A chooch is any disposable device that contains nicotine.

Hey Eli, can you stop by mile zero and get me a chooch real quick.

Chooch

A bottle of Hooch and 4 cherry sourz in a stein glass.

known to be so sweet and acidic as to take a layer of skin from one’s mouth immediately after consumption.

Generally drank as form of initiation.

“My god this Chooch is good.”