clag

The most irritating Minecraft Bukkit plugin in existence.
Clag clears entities to minimize lag, but in doing so, often claims valuable materials.

Miner: "Clag got my fucking diamonds again!"

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

clag box

Old bomb of a car or poor quality vehicle

Get a load of that old clag box driving past !

Eye-Clag

Playing and Raging at Battlefield until your eyes turn red.

"Dude you okay?"

"Yeah bro, just stayed up late last night getting Eye-Clag".

Clag-Swastic

The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.

The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.