1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy
2. To take a shit
3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit
The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.
A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."
B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"
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to make a claim that is not truthful or very far fetched
tony blair is a sex machine or howard from halifax is gay
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n./v.: An act of gruff and dominant ownership over your girlfriend’s bounce house, wherein you give it to her hard for 20-30 hot dick ft. before departing for errands or a social event, to remind her all her holes are yours and yours alone.
Ryder paused on the way out the door to bend me over the kitchen counter for a firm claim-fucking that left me wanting more. I could still see the outline of his magnificent boner through his khakis when we pulled up to the hardware store.
A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.
That shit is like claims porn!
When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.
I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.
when a lesbian guesses that another girl is lesbian before actually knowing for sure
hey Gabbie I les claim kate what do you think?
noun. Adjuster, Expediters, or other Claims affiliated personnel regarded as likely to be metaphysically killed or mentally wounded in claims combat.
Herman has yet again been reduced to claims fodder after being scolded by a coustomer over the phone.