Mental Cleansing

Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.

Almost like a soul cleansing.

friend 1: Wanna chill thursday

friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner

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sex cleanse

Abstaining in order to allow for a couple unfertilized eggs and any sti's to pass.

I can't hook up with him tonight because I'm on a sex cleanse right now.

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Kentucky Cleanse

When you use the left over oil from frying chicken for an enema before anal sex

We had fried chicken for dinner so I gave Alice a Kentucky Cleanse before taking the Hershey highway last night.

Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary

"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"

Sex Cleanse

Practicing abstinence. saying no to sex and not interacting in any type of sexual intercourse . Freeing you from sex . Givin the pussy a break Nigga.

Im givin my pussy a break , I’m on a sex cleanse nigga .

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

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Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.

Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...

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